"He ain't no varmint, Daddy!" screamed Bobbi Jo, "He's my boyfriend!"
She planted herself firmly between her father and her lover, standing
her ground with rifle in hand as the shaggy-furred hominid slunk into
the shadows between the trees. He never knew what to say during family
squabbles.
The
Sasquatch (from Reaper's Chronoscope line) was another Christmas
present from Gina; she knows my love of all things Bigfoot (though I'm
hardly a "true believer"). As soon as I saw it I knew it had to be
painted as soon as possible for the Challenge, and it dawned on me that
he would make an entertaining entry for the "L'Amour" round. Looking
for a suitable beauty to go with the beast, the Chronoscope line offered
up "Bobbi Jo, Redneck Princess."
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I must have taken twenty pictures trying to get a good shot of her in focus, and him properly blurry. |
Bingo. A plan was coming together. I
applied some Green Stuff to a 50mm round base and pressed the two
figures into it to provide "slots" for their tabs. I painted
everything, then began to final assembly. A coat of Army Painter "Brown
Battleground" basing grit and some moss glued into place to create some
underbrush for Bigfoot to disappear into, and my vision was well and
truly realized.
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For some reason some of the PVA glue used to attach the shrubbery dried opaque. Not sure why. |
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Bigfoot likes the booty. |
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You have no idea how proud I am to have painted the eyes. |
Bobbi Jo faced down her father a minute longer, then
took off running after her lover, losing herself in the underbrush. She
really thought he would have taken learning that he was going to be a
grandfather better.
Completely cracked but wonderful! Well done Bill!
ReplyDelete"He ain't no varmint, Daddy!" screamed Bobbi Jo, "He's my boyfriend!" And she's preggers-hahahahahahaha. Oh I wanna see that ugly little baby when it's born.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant entry!
Bonkers but good. Great work on this strange relationship. cheers
ReplyDeleteYou are a strange man. Carry on
ReplyDeleteSo long as it is not her long-lost brother...
ReplyDeleteOh no, that would be unwholesome :)
DeleteI genuinely laughed out loud. Genius.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely superb! Brilliant concept and execution - I love it!
ReplyDeleteCracking job Bill!
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh out loud. Great stuff Bill!
ReplyDeletegreat stuff bill
ReplyDeleteFantastic, Bill!
ReplyDeletehahaha that's awesome
ReplyDeleteNice work Bill and a great story :)
ReplyDeleteGreat job, Bill! Nice work on them both! ;)
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